Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
This is Mirchi Gossip Girl reporting from YSRCP leader Jagan Mohan Reddy’s Lotus Pond Palace, I mean house. As Jagan seems to be missing from political scene from a couple of days, I grew anxious to know what is happening.
Many of the party leaders seem to be in a hurry, going in and coming out. I stopped one Ambani Rambombu and asked, “What’s happening inside?” But he shook his head sideways and rushed away. I stopped a less known face and asked the same.
He looked around and whispered, “You Know our Jagananna got an excellent idea. In fact, AP deputy CM K.E.Krishna Murthy gave him that excellent idea.” Shocked I asked, “What?”
“See, it’s confidential. Jagan is going to celebrate coming Republic Day differently. He is planning YSRCP MLA’s mock R-Day parade to pick up puppet cabinet.”
Shocked again I asked, “How come Deputy CM who belongs to TDP, gave an idea to Jagan? I don’t understand!”
He laughed, “Hey! Approx 20 days ago I think, Dy.CM Krishna Murthy asked Jagan to hold a mock Assembly and enact being the mock CM instead of dreaming and claiming to become CM of the State within two years.”
“Yeah I remember.”
“Jagananna thought this is a good idea anyway. So he planned this mock R-Day parade to pick up puppet cabinet which he would consider later after he becomes in CM within two years. (whispering) He is confident he is going to be CM very soon. So making preparations.”
“Ohhh…! But why are these MLA’s and leaders in such a hurry?”
“They are in hurry because they have to catch the next flight to Chennai.”
“Chennai? What for?” I asked.
“To get tips from AIADMK MLAs who are adept at showing upmost devotion to Amma Jayalaitha; like how to bend their backs, the angle of bending, keeping head down always, expressionless face while the supremo is talking, standing while the supremo is present and hmmmm… many things like that.”
“Hmmm… so it’s not R-Day parade anyway… 🙂 By the way, will he also enact mock Governor in the parade?”
