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Tollywood press meet satires

Hey! I’m back your Mirchi Gossip Girl from M9News for the exclusive coverage of press meet Aakash Taj arranged to slam film maker Veeru Jaitla for targetting him in latest release ‘Saagadu’. Besides journos, surprisingly script writers of new films are also present.

Once Aakash cleared his tone, they started scribbling on pads. “If you throw stones at me, I will catch them, use as stones to build my house…” See what a poem Aakash Taj has recited I’m gonna use in my next film”. ‘Hey! That’s on my director. We have the right to use.”, fought the script writers among themselves.

Next day, Veeru Jaitla blasted on Aakash Taj, “Who is Aakash Taj? Does he know what to do and what not to do?” Again the script writers scribbled down the lines to use them in their forthcoming projects.

That evening Aakash Taj blasted, “Senseless satires satirically used spoofs on spoofs of satires which are satires on satirical takes. He is shamelessly satiric.”. Again the script writers faces glowed like mercury in light and hands busily noting down the lines. One script writer shouted, “Super lines Sir for my next movie!”

Veeru Jaitla hit back, “Me Shameless? You made stale Pullacharu Biryani and see my ‘Saagadu’ is stretching in theatres. You have no right. Mind your business & have humility, utility & ability.” Someone shreiked, “What rhyming & rhythm Sir! Just right for my story.”

Aakash Taj fired, “Caught under a Toddy tree and faking drinking milk. All the best. Sour toddy turns spoilt milk.” Excited the writer sitting beside me scribbled the lines hurriedly on his pad. He looked at me smiling, “Pray! Just one more press meet. I’ll complete my dialogues work for the next project.