Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
The extremely reputed University of London had called for a general body meeting to include a new course in literature in The Royal Central School of Speech and Drama.
After several discussions, it has been reported that they have discovered the necessity of including a new course to cater to the needs & tactics of present day political situations. ‘
The minutes of the general body meeting:
* Discussion on the necessity of a new specialization in the course offered under ‘Speech and Drama’
* And the specialization is titled ‘Giving Hate Speeches’
* Hate Speeches’ is one of the specializations the students can opt for during their 4 year long course in ‘Speech and Drama’
* Distinguishing several present day political leaders who have mastered the art of ‘Hate Speeches’
* To rope in Telangana Chief Minister KCR as one of its honorary visiting faculty and use his services
* To collect all the hate speeches given by politicians all over the world, particularly by KCR and save them in the university library
* A special dictionary to be developed on the vocabulary, ‘Idioms & Phrases’ used by KCR during the ‘Hate Speeches’ like ‘Bondha Pedatha.., Paathi Pedatha.., Nelaku Mukku Raastha..’ etc etc
* Promoting ‘Brand KCR’ by giving at least half a dozen ‘Hate Speeches’ should be taken up as the project work
* Students opting for the specialization must attend one of KCR’s ‘Hate Speeches’ atleast once during their internship. They have to record one of KCR’s ‘Hate Speech’ live and produce a selfie taken with KCR as an evidence
* Campus placements will be undertaken to see that the students who have specialized this course will be posted in various political parties as employees
* Special recommendation to KCR with their personal profile focusing on ‘Hate Speeches’
