Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
Last Night:
What Maruthi said at Audio launch?:
‘Maruti reveals that he gave direction chance for Shiva Ganesh impressed with his obedience. Shiva ganesh used to make and supply chai on sets when he assisted Maruti for his directorial ventures.’
Today Morning:
It was something like a fair at Aditya enclave, Ameerpet. A poster on a stall read ‘Chai Pe Charcha’. Some are busy distributing pamphlets shouting, ‘We are offering a crash course on how to prepare ‘Chai’ that can impress director Maruti’.
At Maruthi’s office: A huge beeline of aspiring film makers who are at present working as assistant directors are patiently waiting in front of Maruti Talkies office. Almost all of them had a recommendation letter from other directors in their hands.
One impatient asst.director turned to his fellow asst.director and said, ” Why are you here? You have been working with Mr.X since long. Why waste your time here?” The reply came crisply, “Maruti gave chance to Shiva Ganesh to direct ‘Kai Raja Kai’ as he used to make and supply Chai on sets. You know I have a big track record of making and supplying snacks alongside Chai.”
“Oh! Hahaha! Besides what you said, I’m adept at even giving a nice oil massage to the tired bones of producers and film makers. See, I’ve a fat chance to be chosen.”
One more joined and said, “Nonsense. I’ve a record of buttering always without uttering a word. See, I just keep my head nodding this way to whatever my director says”.
Meanwhile someone shouted, “Hey there! Maruti Sir is leaving in his Maruti ….Let’s run behind”
Latest:
A big line of aspiring directors patiently waiting in front of ‘Kai Raja Kai’ director Shiva Ganesh’s house. They had a memorandum to give him. The memorandum reads…
‘Sir! We request you to conduct a three day workshop on ‘The art of Making Chai’ to impress Maruti’. We need your blessings and will be indebted to you life long if you grace the workshop and add your valuable CHAI inputs for ‘Chai Pe Charcha’.
Sd/-
President,
Aspiring Directions Association
