Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
Tears rolled down the cheeks of Jagan while he was reading the newspaper reports on killer HudHud. Rajbabu, An ardent fan of Jagan was found weeping bitterly at Jagan’s doorstep. When asked about his grief, he sneezed and said, ” You see, our Jagan Anna is pained immensely on missing ‘Odarpu Yatra Phase-2’. It’s all because of Naidu.”
When asked what Naidu did to blame him, he cursed and said, “It’s he who planned against Jagan and saw to that the loss of life is minimal in the toofan. Cutting short our plans for ‘Odarpu Yatra-2’. We are thinking of moving a no-confidence motion on him in the next Assembly sessions.”
Elaborating on Naidu’s viscious plans, Rajbabu said, “See, to divert Jagan from the issue, Chandra Babu planned HudHud cyclone to happen right after our Saraswathi Power and Industries Ltd (pvt) lost its mining lease. Waiting for the right occasion when our young leader is busy talking on legal action, Naidu plotted to work 24×7 and minimise the death toll.”
Weeping even more bitterly, Rajbabu explained, “Not losing heart our Jagananna rushed to Vizag to console the victims IMMEDIATELY AFTER 4 DAYS HudHud hit Uttarandhra. He met victims in person and lashed at the stale lemon rice supplied and all the while making note of people he can choose for Odarpu Yatra2′.
‘Well, that is anyway Mini Odarpu Yatra. Why are you still crying?’. Once again Rajbabu sneezed loudly and said, “The devil is still stationed there. He is sitting there in a bus and turned the poor thing into his office. While facing so many hardships, our Jagananna travelled back home and is having sleepless nights thinking of cyclone victims lying on his posh bed. And that CBN is moving nowhere and having powernaps in the bus. Shame on him.”
